noun <koo-tur gray-tur> A person, typically a woman of extra large pizza stature, who likes to have photos taken of herself cocking a leg up the side of a tree thus creating the illusion that she is grating her disgusting crotch on the bark of said tree.
That big old girl is one nasty Cooter Grater...she's going to kill that tree with her coot scrapings.
A vagina so enormous that just calling it a cooter is not enough; one could disappear into it like a black hole.
Katie's Cooter Hole has claimed the dicks of 13 men
Hill billy term for trunk of a car
Monkey get that tire out the cooter hull
When a women farts and a tiny air bubble rolls forward, passes thru the labia, tickles, and pops at the clit
Ooooh that cooter pooter tickeled!
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When a male (typically of swedish dissent) is performing cunninglus on a female partner and slips a snus from his upper lip into the folds of her labia and/or cervix. The mucus membrane of the vagina absorbs the nicotine causing a pleasurable tingling (or occasionally stinging) sensation, and pussy high.
Hey Byorn, I slipped Tone a snus cooter last night when I was piss drunk at 4 am. She is gonna have pussy cancer in a week because that shit was extra stark.
Hey Byorn, when Tone came home from hot yoga class last night she told me I had to go down on her before she took a shower, or she would punch me in the cock. I had to slip her a mint snus cooter because that thing smelled like a fish market in mid-July.
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The opposite of a sausage fest in which several women congregate and take part in mass scissoring
I arrived at my house to the surprise of my wife and her cooter club scissoring on my bed.
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