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Costco Syndrome

Psychological syndrome where you buy things you've never used, will never use or never use the amount you purchased before it goes bad but are completely happy about it.

"Why are you doing a new room addition?" "It is for the new spice rack because the 4 pound curry and turmeric jars I bought while suffering from Costco Syndrome won't fit in my kitchen. If I ever start enjoying the taste of either of those spices it will be great, got them at a phenomenal price!"

by T Giraffe December 20, 2018


costco-core

Buy and wear clothes from Costco.

That getup is very Costcocore! Great Newbalances bro

Ew, what are you wearing? That's so Costcocore

Trying to be a spy? Dress Costco-core and be fully incognito

by anarchism` March 25, 2024


Costco

That's where babies are made.

Jake Paul: Tydus, what happens at costco?
Tydus: That's where babies are made.

by _melon_peponi June 28, 2019


Costco

Costco is home to some of the grossest consumerism I come across. Local groups where people will post an item and then all the others will descend on said item like locusts, clearing it out in minutes. People posting and laughing about spending $500 a trip on shit they don't need.

I bought $500 worth of Chinese brandy at Costco!

by unidenphone January 18, 2022


costco

the best fucking nickname you can get,
only the best stories can give you a nickname like that.

person one- hey costco

person two- fuck yeah!!

by sirridium December 7, 2021


Costco Surprise

1 package of bacon containing at least 90 pounds of the stuff. Does not necessarily apply to non-pork variations of bacon, as these may have a different weight ratio, and may not include a similar quantity of meat.

"I go to the freezer and I reach inside/Wrap my hands around a Costco surprise. What's that? It's like 90 pounds of that bacon dude/That's a lot of pig! And it's aboudda get chewed."

~From the song "Sizzle, Sizzle, Snap" by H20!

by Bacon_lover1313 February 7, 2010


Costco Cooter

When a woman puts a costco hotdog inside of herself and her partner tries to find it.

I love eating her costco cooter

by Costco Cooter June 9, 2024