cotton candy

pussy, usually said by juggalos/lettes

Cotton Candy and Popsicles!

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picking cotton

The act of to pulling your underpants out of your ass crack or fixing yourself after being the recipient of a wedgie.

I named this tight leopard print thong "Master" because it keeps me picking cotton all day.

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twat cotton

A tampon.

I just started bleeding from my vagina, and I need to buy some 'twat cotton'.

Soft as cotton

Not tough, weak, wimpy

You act tough but you're a little bitch who's soft as cotton.

cotton wolf

(n.) a toothless tiger, i.e. a person/object/event that sounds intimidating but in reality carries no real threat.

Christy: Billy, you have to do your homework, or else our Mathematics teacher will scold us!
Billy: Don't worry, he's just a cotton wolf.

Cotton Mary

Going down on a girl through her panties

dude one: Did you get to third base?
dude two: Sort of. I gave her a cotton mary

Cotton Drank

A drank consisting of cotton candy, water, and vodka. Take a handful of cotton candy (preferably aged at least 1 day), mix it into 4-6 oz. of water. Stir until all the CC is dissolved. Add a splash of vodka for a fruity and curious taste (or more vodka, for more vodka). Some consumers have reported cotton mouth-like symptoms after partaking in it.

"Man, shut the hell up before I eat yo' god damn shirt!!"

"Calm yoself down brother, have a sip of this here COTTON DRANK!!!"