covered handjob

rubbing a guys penis through his pants, usually resulting in ejaculation (creaming his jeans)

Molly gave me a covered handjob until I creamed my jeans

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covered wagon

When your in the bed with a loved one. Let out the most potent fart....bad enough to currdle milk then hurry and pulled the covers over your loves head. Forcing her to smell the rankness.

How about a covered wagon after the nights sex babe?

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short cover

(FINANCE) when a trader in a short position is wrong about the price movement, and is consequently forced to buy the asset at the higher price in order to meet legal obligations.

The classic example of this is the broker who sells stocks he does not own, in the expectation that he can buy the stock in the future at a lower price for delivery. If the price goes up instead of down, the broker must "cover his shorts," and very possibly drive prices higher still.

When Morgan was ready to squeeze the shorts, he was damn certain his corner would hold as the Twombly men scrambled to buy shares at any price.

"I've got your short cover right here, Gentlemen," he snorted from his seat overlooking the trading pit.

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Cover stick

A cigarette to be smoked immediately after smoking cannabis, to cover up the smell of weed with good old legal tobacco.

After Josh and I hotboxed his room, we lit some cover sticks so his mom wouldn't know we smoked weed in there

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manhole cover

What should be given to every heterosexual male before being incarcerated.

When Jim Bob dropped the soap in the shower he did not have to worry because he was wearing his manhole cover.

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covered in minge

You are said to be "covered in minge" when sat between two girls or women.

-Andrew Cross

He's sat between Sandra and Sue...

Yeah just look at him, he's covered in minge.

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smothered and covered

the act of smothering a persons face with a pillow while cumming on them

i smothered and covered this donkey last night to the point when she was passed out.

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