cranked

to hit someone so hard as to cause serious injury

-dude, I fucking cranked him!

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Cranks

Besides coffee it is also known to be the white substance that comes out of a male's genitala while "cumming" to a pleasurable climax.

I filled a cup of cranks for a fertility clinic.

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crank

The act of simultaneously masturbating and defecating, derived from a fusion of the words 'crap' and 'wank'. Usually performed on the toilet, when a gentleman is getting ready for work and doesn't have time to shit and then wank concurrently so has to do both at the same time. Practicioners have been known, however, to perform the 'crap' element in their undergarments mid-crank.

Mate I was so rushed this morning I had to get a crank in.

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cranks

Cranks refer to each individual crank on a bike's crankset.
Cranksets are the levers used for pedaling a bicycle. Cranks happen to be one of the three most important components on a bicycle, the important trio being, frame, wheelset and cranks.

Those are some crazy cranks you got on that bike. I bet they're as stiff as a twelve year old with a girly mag.

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Cranked

To fuck someone

guy 1: dude i just cranked this milf

guy 2:daaamn bro that's wild!

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crank that

The act of a male ejaculating on a female's back who is passed out drunk then laying a blanket over the female. When the female wakes up, the sperm has dried and the blanket is stuck to her back.

Hey man, lets superman that ho (crank that)!

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crank

Crank to masterbate whilst having a shit
Cra(crap) nk (wank)

Guys i had my first crank today

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