credit card lice

The people who work for credit card companies and scam all the money out of people they can through many fees and fines.

those credit card lice are taking all my money.

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Black Man Credit Card

A 9mm handgun used for the sole purpose of a black person getting his/her way by stealing shit. Cannot be used by a person of another ethnicity because they dont like to steal, only black people do.

Jim: "Here ill pay the tab"
Daequon: "No its okay i got it with my credit card yo"
Jim: "Your black man credit card"
Daequon: "Yeee"
(Pulls out handgun)
Daequon: "Give me all yo money kracka"

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swipe your credit card

Swipe your credit card

Swipe your credit card

Puerto Rician Credit Card

A gun.

"OMG! He's got a Puerto Rician Credit Card!"

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My credit card number

102839182

Hey I just got the 69 $ from that free online money store
Me: Gtes a notification that someone used all my money from my credit card because they have my credit card number

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puerto rican credit card

A set of jumper cables used after a Puerto Rican funeral.

A piece of garden hose and a gas can, used for the purpose of stealing gas.

After all of the batteries were stolen during Alejandro's funeral, the trusty Puerto Rican credit card was called upon to jump-start all of the cars.

Just two days short of payday, Johnny had to break out his Puerto Rican credit card to retrieve some much needed gasoline from the cars at local shopping mall.

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third world credit card

A pistol

Hey Rizu, i wanna shoot him up
Rizu: well u might need ''a third world credit card'' for that bro, u want mine?

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