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The back of a taxi cab or car the morning after hitting the late night drive thru - littered with half eaten burgers and french fries....
What the hell? The back of the Bryan's truck is a Crime Scene!
Yea, we hit White Castle at 3 AM coming home from downtwon....
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A slang term for marijuana, due to how it always gets you stoned.
Hey man, let's go do some arab crime out of the bong
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noun (legalese) A relatively recent reclassification of a wide range of federal, state, county, and municipal statues as new, and almost always more seriously punished, offenses applying to the same individual act and/or acts. Hate crime legislation is directed almost entirely against whites and Christians. Some smaller jurisdictions' statues even include specific language defining exact circumstances under which such offenses can occur, such as "a hate crime has occured when a member of a majority race, religion, or sexual preference etc. wrongs a member of a minority race, religion or sexual preference etc.
When I caught the home invader raping my daughter I shot and seriously wounded the perpetrator. Within 3 days the suspect was acquitted and I was charged with felony hate crime,sentenced to a $500 fine and 90 days in jail and sued for damages of ten million dollars for breach of civil rights by the N.A.A.C.P.
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Partners in crime meaning friends forever or my crew. A crew full of boys and girls that do insane things such as jumping off a bridge, chasing the ice cream truck, hunting squirrels, or playing with bb guns.
Bitch, you jumped off a bridge without your partners in crime?!?
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A crime commited while under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. High crimes are usually fairly harmless and poorly thought out. They are met with regret or a completely loss of memory of their occurance the next day. Victims of these crimes are usually perplexed as to why they were targeted. Vandialism, theft, and verbal/physical assult are most common.
Guy: "This random guy started talking shit to me at the bar then shoved me!"
Friend: "Sounds like you were a victim of a high crime."
Homeowner: "I went outside this morning and my lawn furniture was missing!"
Officer: "I've seen alot of these, it was probably a high crime. Nothing I can do."
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Another word for Thought Crime (read George Orwell's 1984).
One of many control methods used by the Democratic National Party to take away your freedoms, violate your right to free speech, and to impose a totalitarian tyranny.
The day may soon come when Hate Crime will be punsihable by death.
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The Crime President is PreZ Blackass, Barack Jewbama Joebama Obamama.
He is basically a titanic Jew with hair glued all over his face.
Blackass is the world's first Crime President, elected by honest, law-abiding Murkans, to lie them to sleep every night with colossal lies about Sugarcandy Mountain, the great future paradise behind the clouds.
Blackass grins when he tells this lie.
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