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A fatass virgin, that doesn't get up other than pick up his 4 piece mcnugget that mommy bringed to the 2nd floor, but when standing up they fucking sink to the 1st floor and say "nice ak" everytime they kill you with an kit to boost up whatever is left of their ego, typically level 80+
Me: "Join me there is a criminality sweat"
Friend: "Alr bet"
The Gigachad position used to solve the problem caused by the combo of pissing and having a boner. Only achievable after 1000+ hours of life playing time and after getting the "no splasher on the edge" achievement
Man, i couldn't hold myself, got to the bathroom and had to pullout the smooth criminal. Risky play, but worked out.
Someone whom was turned into a criminal based on arbitrary rule or law change.
Did you hear about Jerry? He's a manufactured criminal now with that new arm brace ban.
a member of the "mentally-ill" population referred to as inmates by crisis response. They're under surveillance by US government for the rest of their lives after being accused of mental illness something doctors don't even bother checking if is true or not if they say you have a symptom and you say you don't you're lying
a thought-criminal can barely speak for fear of having their conversations recorded by crisis response or reported by family
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(verb) To solve a mystery or a unknown situation with knowledge learned from the show Criminal Minds.
Garcia criminal minded the situation of her lost fuzzy pencil by recreating and reliving the time when she had it in her custody, therefore remembering where she put it and solved the mystery.
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A criminal who shall be known for years for he or her crimes.
The Joker: "This town needs to see a classic criminal"
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A person that uses food in ways that makes a person gag, disgusted or throw up on sight or consumption
Person 1: Check it out! Ketchup dipped Pop-Tarts™!
Person 2: WTF bro? You're a culinary criminal now!
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