crisp titties

An expression used when positively replying to any given siuation or idea.

Situation
Tyson: And then we got to see them live!
Tyler: Aw man that's crisp titties.

Idea
Tyler: We should go get some burgers.
Tyson: Crisp titties man, let's go.

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Crisps or Chips

so is it Crisps or Chips
its chips.
nobody calls them crsips
the people that call chips crisps send out emails where they can't spell the word crisp correctly.

the world: why are we arguing about wether it is Crisps or Chips no one cares.
Dave: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, lets have some crsips for lunch fellas

the world: look up crisps vs chips on urban dictionary and see what it says

Dave: crsips is supreme

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room for crisps

A way in which to describe a person whose distinguishing feature is an abnormally large forehead. In order to refer to someone as having 'room for crisps' they must have a forehead reasonably large enough to house an average pack of crisps.

'I wish i hadn't fucked him senseless the other night, when i met him a second time i realised he had room for crisps'

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Crisp packet

To find the top corner of a football goal

Ben found the crisp packet with the outside of his right boot

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that’s seriously crisp!

Slang expression indicating that something is just right.

Entirely better than expected, that’s seriously crisp!

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Peach Crisp

Very easy dessert with wholesome granola and oats for the topping. Not too sweet for those who prefer natural peach flavors. Good peaches make the difference, but you can use canned. Serve warm with fresh whipped cream

I made Peach Crisp for dinner tonight.

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crisp packet

an alternative to using a condom

'please can we have sex'
'no - I haven't got a condom'
'that's ok - I have a crisp packet we'll use that instead.

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