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I can’t go out this weekend, the ex left our crotch fruit with me so she could go off with her new boyfriend.
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Someone who is 'blessed' with red pubic hair.
Man: This chick I shagged last night had a Flame Crotch!
Friend: Ding Dong, Gnarly
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One who is lower than the nuts that rest on them.
"Those crotch gussets at (hated organization here) only give lip service to our concerns."
The kernels of popcorn that fall into ones lap whilst eating popcorn.
Friend 1: Oh no, There is no more popcorn!
Friend 2: Eat the crotch pop, it's still good!
A motion in which a person (man or woman, though weird for a woman), whilst in standing stance, thrusts their crotch forward and makes a downward open hand gesture with both arms at a foots length apart, down in the the crotch as it thrusts to maximum height and gesutres to oh say 'Suck It', to anyone abound and about, purely a symbolic gesture but also know to get the females moist....
mmm there's Emily Fitch from Skins seasons 3-4 I'm going to crotch pop in her Direction and see if she responds... Emily Fitch responds 'Eww, that's such a bloke thing, anyway I'm gay'. Mmmm crotch pop
any fluid found in or around said area (i.e. - period blood, sweat, cum, etc.)
How often do they wipe the crotch juice off the new citibikes in New York??
The rim of salt you accumulate in your crotch from eating salty tortila chips.
"Girl do you want some tequila to go with that salty crotch?"