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crow mob

A blow job. A euphemism to be used in the presence of small children or nuns.

To avoid having sex with him, I gave him a crow mob.

I love to crow mob because I'm a filthy slut.

by funnychick29u0835 December 23, 2011


Russell Crowe

An actor who was born in New Zealand in '64. He loves to act but loves one thing more: fightin' 'round the world! He fights his directors and he fights his fans; it's a problem no one understands. If there are two things he loves it's fighting and...fightin' round the world!

"Oy! you wanna fight eh!?"

"My fightin's poetry! You don't edit Russell Crowe's poetry ya testicle!"

"Oh my god it's Russell Crowe! Oh me me me bleh bleh bleh! Why don't you mind your own business ya scrotum!?"

"...it looks like if we're gonna get into more fights, we're gonna have to go look for 'em!"

"Making movies, making music, and fightin' 'round the world!"

by FRTW October 22, 2005

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crowing out

a synonym for spazzing out or freaking out.

crowing out is an extreme form of spazzing out where you talk so fast and frequently that people don't know what you're saying.

*playing a video game*
Baccam: "Hey scott how did you die?"
Scott: "doia sdomaw k dnkalnd HITREGGGk a,msdadj opwkm sdpoakdm lkwnal TIMINGd asda"
Baccam: Man he's just crowing out.

by MIneStrike Definition January 9, 2020

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ate the crow

Developing a very painful stomach ache after ingesting something you don't typically eat. Refers to the episode of Always Sunny in Philadelphia when Frank is stranded in the woods, hungry and fatigued, and decides to eat a decaying crow. Later he wakes up in the middle of the night groaning of stomach pains. When Dennis and Dee ask what's wrong Frank replies "I ate the crow".

Dude, I ate the crow, that Afghan shit we ate fucked my stomach up.

by hustlecoke August 31, 2012


stone the crows

An old English expression, even perhaps dating back to anglo-saxon times. Used commonly in situations where an inconvience has occurred to one's self or others. Also an be used as a expletive when harm has fallen upon you. Bloody can be inserted into the phrase to further emphasise the inconvience/annoyance/pain.

"stone the crows, I've just run over the pope"

"stone the bloody crows, the pope's dead"

by Nathaniel Jones November 7, 2003

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eat crow

When you make a mistake and are forced to acknowledge it humbly.

I say I'm a great cook. Then you eat my food and it is no good. I sit there and eat crow.

by Geoff Cania December 2, 2003

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Crow Father

a pseudonym used by Philza on twitch.tv, a superhero father on the Origins SMP

"Crow Father will save us!"

by synseer April 27, 2021