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Whenever you get up and your knees crackle because you're getting old. Also known as bubbleguts syndrome.
When I got up from the floor I had crunchy knees.
man1: THAT KID IS SO UGLY
man2: thats so crunchy!
lady1: that girls outfit is not very attractive.
lady2: yah so crunchy.
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Noun. A person who is lives in a healthy, green, vegetarian way. This person often supports Greenpeace and other such environmental and anti-war groups.
Aislin is a crunchy granola, and I think she was awesome at the anti-war ralley today!
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A black person with a fascinaton with all things oriental.
You watch anime, imitate kung fu fighting, live on ramen and watch hentai! YOU CRUNCHIE
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When Napalm was dropped on cities, the soldiers would call the burnt up babies “chrunchy munchies”
Crunchy Munchies
Soldier 1: Looks like we’ve turned the nursery into a pile of Chrunchy Munchies
Soldier 2: *chewing* They’re strangely saltier than usual
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Used to be with three 6 mafia but left because dj paul and juicy j wouldnt release his album and has been waiting on it to be released since 2001
The guy with the deep voice on three 6 is crunchy blac
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One of the revolting confectionarys mentioned in a Monty Python sketch about a dubious candymaker. Starring John Cleese, Graham Chapman and Terry Jones.
The sketch appeared on three of their albums, in episode 6 of their "Flying Circus" show, and in the movie "Live at the Hollywood Bowl". All instances were performed live.
Other vile confections mentioned are 'Ram's Bladder Cup', 'Cockroach Cluster', 'Anthrax Ripple',and 'Spring Surprise'.
Cleese: Next we have number four, 'crunchy frogs'.
Jones: Ah, yes.
Cleese: Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in here?
Jones: We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.
Cleese: That's as maybe, it's still a frog.
Jones: What else?
Cleese: Well don't you even take the bones out?
Jones: If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?
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