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When a behemoth of a man has intercourse with a midget, then fucks her so hard the pussy is now unrecognizable, then proceeds to grab a butternut squash filled with platypus semen and freezes it then force her to eat said squash then you inject her with your own piss and semen while passing a kidney stone inside her thus creating a Dijon mustard like paste, after all of the butternut squash it finished you force feed her laxatives while fucking her, as soon as she makes the fattest shit known to man kind you eat it and throw it up into the pussy along with the entirety of a roast beef you had for lunch. thus creating a hell hole resembling the deepest depths of hell.
I took ths midget broad home the other day and gave her the ol' Crusher of Worlds.
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A term for an epic fantastic person or a verb for somthing epic funny.(The oridignal Hippy Crusher is a very cool internet pranker who will mostly be found on xbox live. His name is Alex and is very funny. But at times can be a total douche fag. Also does random things that turn out to be amazingly funny and unexpected)Friends with PIEROWNINJA, FUZZYSLIPPERS (aka. kyle izabeast) and PHANTOMMOD. <---also epic.
1.)That was a total HIPPY CRUSHER move right there.
2.)Your such a HIPPY CRUSHER!!!!!!1
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If the ginger had a Sioux girlfriend, she would be a corn crusher.
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someone who licks your buttsack
joe flanagan got his dick crushed by connie. dick crusher
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when you make a girl spread eagle so far that you break her legs's
matt gave dana a shattering bone crusher
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this word is used to describe people who will do any thing to a cock just to be able to have it.
My wife is a cock crusher, she is always grabbing and sucking my cock.
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crystal meth addicts
I saw two crystal crushers in the trailer park yesterday
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