crusty octopus

When someone doesn't wipe their butthole after taking a shit and has someone else use their tongue to lick it clean afterward. This is usually done as payment for cocaine or other drugs as was seen in the 1970s by Eddie Nash, cocaine and nightclub kingpin of LA.

Eddie: Oh Jesus, I just had explosive diarrhea and it's all over my butthole.
Crackhead: Oh boy! I'll give you a Crusty Octopus for a gram of cocaine.

Crusty Fluff

To fart in your hand and place it in an unsuspecting persons face.

1: Dude, that Crusty Fluff was rank!

2: Yea, thats payback for the Crusty, Asshole!!!

crusty ass

A very annoying, itchy feeling that one gets when they don't wipe their ass properly/completely. Sometimes you can wipe until there's no shit left but still suffer from this condition. Oftentimes this condition comes involuntarily and is not usually a result of lacking anal hygiene.

One way to counter-act this feeling is wiping with a wet cloth.

I had explosive diarrhea earlier today and it was impossible to wipe. I thought I got it all but the itchy sensation in my crack foretold of my incoming crusty ass.

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crusty muzzle

This is when you are having sex and the woman that is so loud, she wakes up your roommates causing you to take the crusty old jerk-off-rag (SOCK) from under your bed and cram it in her mouth.

Kristen was yelling so loud at the apartment during sex that i had to give her the crusty muzzle so she didn't wake you up.

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crusty cumface

After Receiving oral sex on the beach, proceed to cum on the females face and then dunk her head into the sand, creating a crusty cumface.

I got my revenge on that cheating bitch by giving her a crusty cumface before dumping her

crusty plush

On Storage Wars one of the buyers would refer to crappy lockers as crusty plush meaning it had some stuff that was worthwhile but it was also either filthy or disgusting

that locker was crusty plush , a bunch of used mattresses and bags of trash

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crusty poop

Dried up poop particulates on butt hairs.. I.E butt crust, poopy hair

Mike went to the bathroom, didn't wipe all the way and got crusty poop butt.