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Jacob Taio Cruz is a songwriter, producer, and electropop performing artist... and all around soundsmith. He is best known for his songs Break Your Heart, Dynamite, Dirty Picture, and Higher. He Is also the producer for artists such as Kesha, & Cheryl Cole
Jon: Who the F*** is taio cruz?
Me: The dude that sings those awesome songs Break Your Heart and Dynamite!!!
Jon: Oh Wow! I F***ing Love that dude
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Canadian-born teahadist who represents Texas in the U.S. Senate, he helped orchestrate a government shutdown as part of an effort to defund the Affordable Care Act
Ted Cruz seems to have just one goal in life; stop the Affordable Care Act no matter what.
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amazing man that is cool, funny, has a great personality, and also can be a sexual freak. rawwr ;)
Damn, her and that Tom Cruz would be such a good couple.
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A pretty awesome town in California. The locals are all cool with you so long as you don't act like the tourist you are, and share their same open mindedness.
However, they're only 'open minded' as long as you share their exact mindset.
It's a great town when you're living there, but once you move away and gain a little perspective, you tend to realize how stuck in their ways all the people are.
Local(at a coffee shop): Pshaw. Look at those girls. They don't know where they're at, obviously.
Ex-Local, looking over, seeing three girls in regular work wear: skirts, high-heels and nice shirts): What are you talking about?
Local: They shouldn't be here with their nice clothes. No one local would ever dress like that. Break out from the mold! This is Santa Cruz, not San Jose!!
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A phrase used to describe an abnormally large piece of excrement.
Damn! That Cow just took a huge Ted Cruz on the ground!
I just took a Ted Cruz in the toilet. Took me about 3 flushes to finally flush that big turd down.
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proper noun: The lead singer and lyricist for SoCal punk/metal band Strung Out. Cruz is also a talented visual artist in his own right.
"If you love Jason Cruz so much, why don't you just marry him?"
"I just may!"
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Eli Manning's record breaking weapon of choice amongst his arsenal with a range of 99 yards; usually devastating opposing teams with a touchdown shortly after launch.
Tom:"Oh snap! The Atlanta Falcons just got Cruz missile'd!"
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