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A Dirty Curty is similar to a Dirty Sanchez, however when doing a chick doggystyle and sticking your finger up her ass, one does not give the chick a reacharound shit mustache but instead he gives himself the shit mustache.
Dude, we could see Joe railing this chick from behind through his bedroom window, and he totally stuck his finger in her ass and gave himself a Dirty Curty.
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The biggest and richest english drug baron to ever be caught. Worth and estimated $225 at his arrest in Holland in 1996. Known as "The Cocky Watchman" or "Cocky"
His power was such that he could directly effect the price of Cocaine on British, Irish and other european streets. He had a direct hotline to the Cali cartel in Colombia, dealt with the Turkish godfathers of Heroin and had unlimited credit with the cannabis dons of North Africa.
Joe: he moves as much weight as Curtis Warren...
John: shit.
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A Heineken lovin', squirrelly Kentuckian who likes boobies and pithy headlines for his website, Fark.
It has been rumored that he is of questionable French descent though he'll never let on, and some net surfers proclaim him King of the Internets (with Burger King crown). He has never held a Fark party in Paris, but he just might show up in Yeehaw Junction, Florida, if there are enough ladies in lingerie.
He believes that Duke sucks--it's his one bias he allows on his website, though normally neutrality prevails. Conservatives think his site is liberal; Liberals think he's a flamewar instigator; and Green party members question his PETA headlines and the pancake rabbit photos.
Sometimes you can find even me, Lace Valentine, on Fark, farking it up. Fark is a word Drew invented, possibly a combination of Fart and Fuck. The filter on his website turns assorted curse words into humorous spellings.
"Drew Curtis will turn you from Farklite to TotalFarker for only five bucks a month."
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sticking a penis in the front and a vibrator in the back
Damn last night this girl said she had a curtis borst!
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"Man, you pulling a Curtis on me?"
"Shit, man, no, I'm just scratching my balls."
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The Curtis Effect is the action in which a person has something done to them, but this person takes either way to long to realise what's happened (a major delayed reaction) or to over emphasise the action done to them, for example someone getting punched and the person that gets hit would fly across the room. This effect tends to take place to people with 100 subscriber YouTube channels and above (this isn't yet known why).
*Person 1 hits Person 2*
(Person 3) "Why did he go so far"
(Person 4) "Must be the Curtis Effect again"
A guy with no social media imprint what so ever.
Man, quit being such a Ryan Curtis and get a Twitter.