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dio second

Dio Second's are called this because of how long "Dio's Seconds" are in his ability to time stop. Dio Seconds contradict the actual Timestop seconds

Dio: The World! Stop time

Dio: One second has passed! Two seconds have passed! Three seconds have passed! Four seconds... Five seconds have passed, Six seconds have passed. Seven seconds have passed! I still feel the power! I can still keep it up! By the way Jotaro, you shouldn't be able to move any longer. You probably gambled on the two seconds before time starts to move again, but you've miscalculated. What a truly magnificent feeling! I feel so good, I could break into song! Eight seconds have passed! One hundred years ago, I attained immortality, but I didn't feel as absolutely wonderful then as I do now! Joestar blood suits me so very well! This is the greatest high!

Jotaro: O-Old man... you were right. Getting mad has gotten me into trouble. But this isn't the end of it. I still have plenty more are to hurl at him.

Dio: Nine seconds have passed! But it appears that stopping time for nine seconds is my current limit.

Jotaro: Y-You bastard...

Dio then hits Jotaro so hard breaking bones in 3 different places, the fight contnues.

Dio will monologue in his "9" Dio seconds despite the fact he has 9 seconds in timestop.

by fourisunlucky October 27, 2020


Dio tartufo

Italians are really creative when it comes to blasphemy. Here god is compared to a type of mushroom.
It's used when your anger reach the top or for disappointment.

"Come cazzo giochi, Dio tartufo!!!"
"How are you playing, dear friend!!!"

"Come cazzo ti permetti, Dio tartufo!"
"Why are you doing it, man!"

by Zappo Lavigna August 13, 2017


Dio the Roadroller

A ripoff of the kids show,"Thomas the Tank Engine", which is about a yellow roadroller named Dio, who loves smashing things and making sounds like, "Wryyy, mudamudamuda, Kono Dio da" etc.

Kid1: Hey is that show, Thomas the Tank Engine? What's with that ridiculously looking yellow roadroller?
Kid2: Thats a ripoff show called,Dio the roadroller. But its more funnier.
*Both Kids sit down and watch Dio the roadroller on TV*

by Saitama 777 February 20, 2021


Dio Ladro

"Dio Ladro" is an italian expression which means god (he does not deserve the caplock G that motherfucker) is a thief. It is used when someone see a thief and then yell "Dio Ladro!"

Dio Ladro, mi si รจ spento il pc.
God thief, my pc shutted down.

by 'O Gabibb December 8, 2020

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Dio Brando

SPOILERS AHEAD!

A character from Jojo's Bizarre adventure that turned into a vampire and burned a dog alive. Son of Dario Brando a thief that tried to rob the Joestar family but George Joestar thought that he came to save him. Dio was adopted by the Joestars when Dario died. Dio is an a*shole who leeches of the Joestar family and only wants to ruin Jonathan Joestar's life so that when their father dies he gets the entire will. Dio then goes on a rampage murdering a entire town in England. Then on Jonathan's honeymoon after Dio was defeated, he came back and exploded the ship that was on its way to America. Dio becomes even more of an a hole in part 3 stardust crusaders, where he becomes an edge lord straight out of fifty shades of grey. He also demands that you would refer to him as DIO in all uppercase. He gains a stand ZA WARUDO and screams WRYYYYYY with any amout of "Y"'s after it.

That's such a Dio Brando thing to do.

by somedudwholikesanime February 4, 2019

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Porco dio

Its Italian for fuck God

Una bestiema

Fuck god your annoying

Porco dio hai rotto

by Hdjejdnehdjejejejeje August 3, 2020

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Dio Predator

1. Noun- A divine life form with master adaptation and an unsermountable evolutionary level. generally on the level of a god. Not defined as one type of life form. Its form and power often vary often forming into the most dominate and most powerfull being around, able to counter inact any new variation or thing it encounters. also see predator dio

Dio predators are considered the ultimate life form because of their unpredictability and of the various forms that they can take. Also considered the most powerfull of all predator species they have the ability to become that which is considerd the level of the gods.

by MK March 21, 2005

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