Something that leaves u behind and can be a magician if trained
“A dad can do a disappearing trick”
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When someone addresses you as a dad and you’re not having a baby nor are you their dad calm down! you’re just extremely hot! Especially to girls with daddy issues!!
Dad: In order to show you the most relevant results, we have omitted some entries very similar to the 0 already displayed
Kid: Oh you son of a bitch
lying cheating bastard who you use to idolize but as you grew up you saw the real him who then neglected you and only came back for money(he needed the money for gambling alcohol and drugs)
Rude-careless-grumpy
Me:*goes to sleep late*
Dad in the morning: "WAKE YOUR A** UP RIGHT NOW" YOUR NOT DOING THIS SHIT HERE" GO TO YOUR MOMS YOU LOST CAUSE!!!"