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Matt Damon is an American actor, screenwriter, and producer. His breakout role was his Academy Award-nominated performance in 1997's Good Will Hunting and his Jason Bourne Movies, and The Martian.
This 2023, Matt Damon will play General Leslie Grove, Military and Head of the Manhattan Project in Christopher Nolan's upcoming biopic movie OPPENHEIMER (2023).
He will never look you in the eyes because he got attacked by owls when his mother was not paying attention to the young Matty! He serves hi life duty as a hall monitor with honor and determination to protect the schools from raccoons and white feminists! Thank you Mr. Damon for all that you do!
Q: who is that sexy beast protecting the halls?
A: I think thats Mr. Damon!
When u have an obsession with Damon Salvatore when u used to like Stefan and then u met the love off your life
Me:Oh no I think I’ve I got Damon Salvatoritus
Friend:there’s no saving u now
a nigga in prison that'll stuff your hole
from friday
big damon quarterbacked your salad huh bitch?
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an insult towards fat people. the humor of the term gets its punch because it rhymes with actor Matt Damon.
Doug: Carrie! You ARE abusive towards me! You make fun of my weight all the time!
Carrie: I do not!
Doug: Oh yeah? What about the time you called me Fat Damon? That was five minutes ago!!
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A word that describes people who have lost there testicles as a result of injury or other perils.
Oh my god, that old mad has damon balls!
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