He will never look you in the eyes because he got attacked by owls when his mother was not paying attention to the young Matty! He serves hi life duty as a hall monitor with honor and determination to protect the schools from raccoons and white feminists! Thank you Mr. Damon for all that you do!
Q: who is that sexy beast protecting the halls?
A: I think thats Mr. Damon!
The hottest bad ass man alive......well dead!
I wish I was like Damon Salvatore.
When u have an obsession with Damon Salvatore when u used to like Stefan and then u met the love off your life
Me:Oh no I think I’ve I got Damon Salvatoritus
Friend:there’s no saving u now
a nigga in prison that'll stuff your hole
from friday
big damon quarterbacked your salad huh bitch?
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an insult towards fat people. the humor of the term gets its punch because it rhymes with actor Matt Damon.
Doug: Carrie! You ARE abusive towards me! You make fun of my weight all the time!
Carrie: I do not!
Doug: Oh yeah? What about the time you called me Fat Damon? That was five minutes ago!!
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A word that describes people who have lost there testicles as a result of injury or other perils.
Oh my god, that old mad has damon balls!
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