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David is a great friend, and is very kind towards others. He is a hard worker, and will give all of his strength to achieve any given goal. David is surrounded by many caring people, who would do almost anything for him. Although he is lost in life, and is unsure what he will do with his future, What is most important to David is family, friends, and love. One thing you’ll get to know quickly about David is that he knows how to party!
1: Wow, that dude’s got Iron lungs.
2: Yeah, he’s my buddy David.
1: He sure can hold his breath!
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Also can have dark blonde hair and gorgeous blue eyes and are fucking awesome at sex and can be dangerous so don't fuck with them
david
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Not always cute, well-dressed, or socially comfortable, but he's popular in his own circles. He lets his hair grow shaggy until he cuts it every two-ish years. On the rare occasion that he has a girlfriend, he dates her for a long time and is a lil bit cringey around her but at least he actually likes her. A little bit on the chubby side, slouching doesn't make things better, but he still does it. If his friends are gone, he has nothing to do so he'll pull out his phone and stand around because he's not very adventurous. Sets a very low bar for his girlfriends, but is loyal and will date them for at least two years.
"did you know David's actually popular at his school?"
"David, somebody messed with your jacket"
"ew did you see David today"
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David’s are allergic to Doritos. Nobody knows why. David’s are cool. But then again they can’t eat Doritos because their tastebuds are unique. David’s, whatcha gonna do?
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A David is a so super sexy hot real blonde has a very big penis also pulls mad bitches!
Person 1"No way is that the real blonde"
Person 2"it must be David"
Person 1"no way whos that guy thats packin over there"
Person 2 "Duh it must be David"
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If you ever meet a David, don’t ever let him forget your name. He is a passionate caring person who regrets mistakes made that harm you, and will try his hardest to make you feel better. He has the kindest eyes, voice, and laugh that will make you feel safe and blissfully happy. He is the kind of guy that you think about constantly, and will always make you smile when they come across your mind. A David’s personality is strong, confident, and amazing. And though his personality is a plus, he is also very kind on the eyes. His hotness and attractiveness are equal to his perfect personality. He is a literal perfect person and someone you love spending every second with. They make you feel loved and are very addictive. When he holds you in your arms you feel like the most perfect precious thing in the world. He means the world and deserves it too. He is someone you will always love no matter what.
“I can’t believe David loves me! I’m so happy!”
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Hey, have you have seen that man over there, he is such a David.
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