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Morgan Vasseur.
guys he double snapped me im not delusional
When your friend thinks he got that job by himself, but really, you yourself got him the job when you invited him to shovel snow at 4am.
DB: listen Burt, your jokes arent funny. you’ve been employed since winter time season because my ass decided to motivate you to come work at 4am.
Burt: No thats cap, i got referred by Tony.
DB: how’d he refer you when i was the mf who called you to come work, and physically brought you in lmfao.
Burt: i don’t remember that ever happening so that must be cap.
DB: you’re delusional bro i cant w you
Something a girl calls you when she doesn’t want you to know that you’re absolutely right.
“No, current boyfriend, I didn’t Irish goodbye and leave you at the bar at 3:00 am to go to my exes house for a bootycall! Wow dude, you’re seriously delusional.
Someone who thinks there a topic in there home girl or homie conversation when in reality they are no one to think about.
Lil pookie thinks the gang talking about him he is delusional
Beliefs that are contradicted by reality or a rational argument, typically used by someone with a mental disorder
Brad said he can rap better than Youngboy & King Von. This moon cricket is very delusional.