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Devils deli meat

The deli you know you should avoid based on several past experiences but you decide to dive on in (perhaps intoxicated) and eat it regardless of the physical, mental, facial, and pharmaceutical consequences that may entail

I know she fucked me over 8 times, I know she is a cunt, I know she is worthless, but I had the opportunity and ate the devils deli meat.

by B-word January 11, 2024


deli slide

Deli Slide meaning sliding into a vagina while there's a menstrual cup inside the vagina.

My girlfriend is on her period so we tried a deli Slide this week.

by dagamuffinn August 23, 2023


Deli Safari

Shoving a ton of sandwiches in your mouth at once.

John: Hey Emily,how's your brother?

Emily: he's dead john.

John: What happened?

Emily: he went on a Deli Safari.

John: HA,classic Brian.

by casualtrash January 22, 2015


Wisconsin Deli Slicer

The act of of making a grilled cheese.

I asked her to make me something to eat and the bitch made me a Wisconsin Deli Slicer.

by KGB Construction February 05, 2023


Deli sausage

Another name for a condom that can be used to conceal what you're talking about.

E.g: "Hey Kane, do you have a deli sausage?" "Yeah theres one in my bag"

by WATERMRMELON July 26, 2021


Deli Stinnett

1. The most tightest and athletic person alive. Also usually known as the masta, man with the plan, and you can't understand unless your the man, which your not cause your no Deli.

Man, you will be the next Deli Stinnett.

by Deli Stinnett April 26, 2005


The Deli Is Now Open

A play on words referring to someone ready to hand out there meat (Penis) to people.

Jesse: The Deli Is Now Open for business boys!

Mitchell: Please never say that again..

by Shmeat Your Maker April 09, 2018