When you nut in a girl's face and then hit her with a handfull of sand.
So the chick got saltly about the nut so I hit her with the Desert Fury and now her eyes are shut.
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Amazing vocalistic geniusness, eardrum shattering spine tingling drums, and buck wild guitar riffs that will take your breathe away and tear your face off.
O my freaking goodness Ponchos in the Desert is playing at the concert tomorrow. They are SO GOOD!
I am not worthy for Ponchos in the Desert
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An idiom for ' to get whats coming to you ' .
It may appear that they're getting ahead by cheating, but they'll get their just deserts in the end.
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After you have been smoking some weed/draw/chronic you get desert mouth
Also known as dry mouth / cotton mouth
'I have a bad case of desert mouth'
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The term for anal sex that takes place in a rectum without any form of lubrication and little bits of dried feces surround the anal opening. Rarely a pleasurable experience.
Salar gave that nasty girl a desert spike. She couldn't sit for weeks.
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a ship of the desert is other wise known as a camel...the reason being is that they are full of arab seamen {semen}
when i was in desert storm, our pilots were shooting at the ship of the desert with their 2.75" rockets for target practice
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A masturbation technique in which a man rips the wings off of a fly, takes a bath and places the wingless fly on the head of his erect penis. The masturbater allows the fly to walk over the tip of the erect penis (like a castaway on a desert island) until the man ejaculates.
Hey Dennis, can you catch me a fly... I think I want to take a Desert Island after dinner.
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