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The action of coughing and accidentally soiling ones pants
Whoops I did a Desmonde
A sexual act of in which the/a male partner edges 7 times, but on the 8th time he pinches his member in order to prevent the semen from coming out. He then aims his trajectory at the other partner, of whom is at the other end of the bed (whatever they've been up to meanwhile does not matter, unless it is an Angry Charizard. The first partner releases, firing a mortar shot over to the other who can try to catch it in their mouth, ect.
"Have you ever tried doing a Flying Desmond? They're hard to get accurate."
Someone who fantasises about getting head from a dinosaur (particullarly stegosaur)
Guy 1: Hey why didn't you invite Fred
Guy 2 : He's kinda weird bro I heard a rumour that he's a grape desmond
Hes a sexy ass machine. Smashesh girls on the regular and gets money.
desmond clark is so damn sexy and I wish I could be like him.
AKA “TrillDez”, Desmond Rivera is a well known rapper from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.
I love Desmond Rivera!
demien desmond likes anya but denies it
demien has a crush on anya