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The excuse of choice for any non-democratic deployment of force.
We have sufficient proof that Iraq has Weapons of Mass Destruction - like that rock, for inctance...see how it just sits there, watching, waiting...and them BANG! ZOOM! Right in the kisser...I will not wait for that to happen. I must do the right thing and kill off hundreds of thousands of innocent people at once...so as to free Iraq.
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When a couple mutually decide at the same time to end a relationship with no chance of ever being in relationship with one another ever again. Basically Nuke with Salted Earth only both mutually agree and launch nukes with salted earth at the same time. Or in response to knowing a break up notice is approaching.
Kyle and Kimberly are not together; it was mutually assured destruction.
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Something found in America but not Iraq. Oh wait, no, I stand corrected. We found an old WWII rifle AND some 'incriminating pesticides'. Definately weapons of mass destruction...
Bush claims that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction so that he can invade their country and steal their oil. North Korea admits to having them, but we don't care...because they don't have oil.
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1)Anything natural or otherwise painfully inserted into the rectum during sex.
2) Anything used to kill donkeys.
.. She them pulled out a 12" dildo and used it as a weapon of ass distruction.
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Something either very small or not existent.
Mr Berlusconi says: “I have a huge cock and the biggest pair of balls you can find in Italy.”
Mr Bush replies: “ye… right! Weapons of mass destruction!”
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1. A button in most mad scientists' lair that both blows up their crib and causes them to fall to their knees and yell, "NOOOOOOO!" while shaking their fists at the sky in a most hilarious manner.
2. Secondly, and more importantly, A song by Nine Inch Nails that was originally the first song on The Downward Spiral but now has three kickass remixes on Further Down The Spiral.
1. NOOOOOOOOOOO! Why did I even invent that button? Why did I give such a cutesy name and put it in such pain sight?? Damn you Mr. Self Destruct! Boom...
2. boom... boom. boom. (indecipherable whisper)
boom. boom.boom.boom.boomboomboomboomboom
I am the voice inside your head (and i control you). I am the lover in your bed (and i control you). I am the sex that you provide (and i control you). I am the hate you try to hide (and i control you).
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A fart of such magnitude that when released every living thing within a very large area is vaporized.
Harry used his weapon of ass destruction to lay the town to waste.
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