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A day where girls can suck anyone’s dick and the men cannot say no, lands on every June 30th
girl: hey you know what today is?
guy: June 30th?
girl: yea, it’s also national suck dick day, so get on the bed
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When you want your dick sucked because your lonely and ur wife and kids left you and even prostitutes won't have sex with you because of how sad you are
Aye, its National Suck Dick Day, maybe this nut won't make me want to kill myself.
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On April 12th cut off a dick. Preferably that of a perv.
Creep’s friend: Oh man, you should stop creeping on that girl, it’s cut off a dick day tomorrow
Creep: oh shit gotta keep it no matter how small
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June 24th
Rules: each person who participates must suck dick at least 3 times anyone who sucks dick 4 times or more will be rewarded for at least 30 mins if rewarded early you must get to 4
June 24 National suck dick day
Suck dick 4 times and you will be rewarded
National suck dick day is when you suck a guys dick anytime of the day or give your man some pleasure (July 9th)
National suck dick day: give some head all day
On April 15th You suck anyones dick
I wanna suck your dick, it's national suck dick day
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May 26 every one born on this day has a big dick
I'm reddy or big dick day
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