cheese dick

matts unclean penis involving cheese activities

unwashed penis indicates build up of yellow cheese in other words cheese dick

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cheese dick

A man who has been given the unfortunate burden of an unhealthy build up of smegma on the penis due to a combination of poor hygiene and just really bad genes.

Jesus fuck, y'know what Gezelle told me? That Chris is a smelly cheese dick.

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cheese dick

When you dip your dick in cheese and get a midget girl to lick it off and then stick it in her ass.

Man, look at that midget bitch, I'd love to cheese dick her.

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cheese dick

Someone who continuously tries to screw you over while playing video games.

I won't play with Smash Brothers with Dave Murdoch anymore, he's being a cheese dick.

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cheese dicking

The act of sucking up to, talk to someone, (and being slightly over flirty) with the sole purpose of hooking up with them, or getting it in.

Was that josef you were talking to? You were cheese dicking hard.

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cheese dick

One whose "member" has the properties of cheese, namely soft and easy to melt.

The president is a remarkable cheese dick.

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Cheese Dick

the guy driving in front of you whom refuses to pull away from a green light while yet no cars are coming.

*stop at red light*
*red light turns green*
"why isnt this car pulling out?"
*five mnutes go by*
WHY THE F*** AREN'T YOU MOVING, CHEESE DICK?!

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