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A man who has been given the unfortunate burden of an unhealthy build up of smegma on the penis due to a combination of poor hygiene and just really bad genes.
Jesus fuck, y'know what Gezelle told me? That Chris is a smelly cheese dick.
When you dip your dick in cheese and get a midget girl to lick it off and then stick it in her ass.
Man, look at that midget bitch, I'd love to cheese dick her.
Someone who continuously tries to screw you over while playing video games.
I won't play with Smash Brothers with Dave Murdoch anymore, he's being a cheese dick.
The act of sucking up to, talk to someone, (and being slightly over flirty) with the sole purpose of hooking up with them, or getting it in.
Was that josef you were talking to? You were cheese dicking hard.
One whose "member" has the properties of cheese, namely soft and easy to melt.
The president is a remarkable cheese dick.
the guy driving in front of you whom refuses to pull away from a green light while yet no cars are coming.
*stop at red light*
*red light turns green*
"why isnt this car pulling out?"
*five mnutes go by*
WHY THE F*** AREN'T YOU MOVING, CHEESE DICK?!
An extremely cheesy or corny person, who noramlly goes by the name "Paul" or last name "Guiliano." Cheese Dicks often appear genuinely funny at first but then turn out to be assholes. Cheese Dicks are easily identifiable by their dense coat of arm hair and balding head.
Hunter: "Damn, Mr. Guiliano is such a cheese dick!!!!"
Caroline: "I know right! Last week that fucking cheese dick preached about morals in History for almost and hour!!!!!!!!! You should've been there!"
Hunter: "Ugh, what a fucking cheese dick thing to do!"