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When you are keen to have some sexual activity with your partner, but she then tells you something that makes you lose your erection immediately
I was all ready to go this morning with Maria, but then she said her mother was coming around and I got erectile disappointment
I was keen to have sex with Maria, but she said she had to go shoe shopping and I got erectile disappointment
When you run into a wall with a boner and your stomach hits the wall first, then your nose and feet.
The Fat Man Jim experienced Utter Disappointment this morning after seeing a hot chick outside and decided to give the myth a try and cried all day.
Cape Disappointment is a island with a name which makes you go LOL. It is also an island close to aukland island, Nz.
Random Guy: *Looks at NZ for no sudden reason
Random Guy: WhAt Is ThIs IsLaNd?
Random Guy: *Zooms in*
Random Guy: Cape Disappointment?
Random Guy: HOW IS THIS NAME POSSIBLE!?
a stew that was accidentally undercooked and ends up with everything being all hard and crunchy instead of soft and mushy. Usually looks really good until you take the first bite.
Husband: Hey, that stew looks great!
Wife: Here, try some.
Husband: Aww shit, you made disappointment stew!
Some shitty mountain in Australia that when someone climbed up it they were Israeli Christmassed.
1. When you have an itch you can't scratch, and it's killing you. So you wait and wait, looking forward to finally being able to scratch it. But then it goes away on its on, and you feel cheated.
Jack's crotch itched like crazy, but he was in church, so he couldn't scratch it. He waited until they started passing out the wine, then snuck out to the bathroom, but by the time he got there, the itch was gone. That's what's known as itch disappointment.
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Prematurely ejaculating inside a woman but not telling her due to the amount of shame so you keeping push your limp noodle around until one of you gives up.
Having sex with someone of lower standards due to a prolonged dry spell, You are excited to be having sex but not proud of what you have done.
I hooked up with a hot milf at the bar but it ended up in disappointment syrup .
Its been awhile since I've gotten my dick wet so i slummed it up with frumpy Ann total disappointment syrup.
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