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A mental or visual masturbatory aid; someone who you look at (a picture of) or think about when you masturbate. From the Japanese term okazu, which originally referred to a side dish that is eaten with one's rice, but acquired a second, sexual meaning (not unlike bukkake).
1) Hikari isn't innocent! She uses Toji as a side dish every night -- and sometimes during the day!
2) Mmm! That guy is the best side dish I've never tasted!
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a superrior from of t-bagging. one places one's testis in the face of an inferior and begins to "acdivate the spin cycle". At this point the dish washer sipns around and squats up and down.
yo did u see that shit trav? i busted him with my D.eagle then dish washed his shit
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‘Do The Dishes’ is a common phrase heard around the planet by many housemates. Humans as a species have a bizarre fixation with not doing the dishes dating back to roman times when battles were fought by 'gladiators' over who would have to do the dishes.
Scientists have theorized that the act of not doing the dishes is a subconscious action done by the human brain as some form of low level biological experiment in order to understand their environment.
The advent of fast food in the 20th centaury is not the end of the act of ‘doing the dishes’, but simply another step in the evolutionary ladder of ‘doing the dishes’ – Any waste left from fast food is placed into bins, which eventually make their way to rubbish dumps, where the act of not doing the dishes is done on a much grander scale.
OMG Adric Do The Fuxking Dishes!
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Originating in New Orleans, it refers to when gang members switch their license plates in order to hide from the cops.
yo, 5.0 on my home we gotta start washing dishes
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A 15 year old girl who sleeps with men in order to write a book about their sex patterns.
Broodie: "TS meet trish the dish"
Trish: "No one calls me that"
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If you are a harry styles stan looking up the meaning of this please go back to school the real world doesn’t revolve around sexual definitions on urban dictionary ✨
A butter dish appeared on a mysterious table on the beach
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Another word for a person who is a douche bag.
Both words sound alike. But one feels less gross to say.
He cheats and flirts with other girls while he has a girlfriend, what a dish rag.
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