Do you know what I look like?

If so, how do you do that? Do you just look up my IP address and see everything?

Do you know what I look like?

3👍 6👎

whoa whoa whoa what do we have here?

Abrupt interruption of friend(s) conversation to signify hot chick in the vicinity. It is typically used in unison with a slight head nod in the direction of said hottie. The interruption is KEY; regardless of how important the conversation is, all parties, male or female, must be inconvenienced enough to look before resuming conversation.

Extra "whoas" may be added for effect, up to five is customary and acceptable.

Guy #1: "So I told her to quit being crazy and looking through my phone..."

Guy #2: "Whoa whoa whoa whoa what do we have here?"

5👍 1👎

What do you have to say to Joe Biden right now

Wassa baby take me out to dinner

Person 1: what do you have to say to Joe Biden right now.

Person 2: wassa baby take me out to dinner.

Person 1: ayo

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Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want

The words of a man with his priorities straight

Baby we did it! You're gonna be a father!
Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want?

7👍 1👎

what do i do if i like this girl but she's dating Joyelle

man tf up before you miss your shot

Hey, what do i do if i like this girl but she's dating Joyelle?

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What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society

Joker.

Joker: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society

Murray: Call the poli-

7👍 1👎

when you say that's so gay do you realize what you say knock it off

quote by Paris Hilton

-that's so gay
-When you say that's so gay do you realize what you say knock it off

8👍 6👎