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Phrase often used by those possessing any number of excellent qualities, talents or attributes to express distain for those who imitate, steal or generally contribute to overall diminishment of said positive qualities.
Stop drafting my excellence, stop drafting my skills, my art, my idea, stop stealing from me
A polite way of saying eff off, fuck you, screw you, whatever, don't rip off my idea, also a philosophy
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Like a Backdraft however when you blow a fart in your underwear wearing pants the gas blows through your taint space through your balls, lifts them up and separates them violently in the air
I was walking home with babes after a bean dinner, blew a nasty one and had bag draft, split my nuts in 2 and bronzed them brown
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A group with an equal number of men and woman gather to choose dates for some formal or informal event. The men are lined against a wall and the women decide some order of selecting dates for themselves from the group of men. Very effective when neither the men or woman can find dates for said event.
Sally - "Me and my gal pals cant find any dates for Winter Formal!"
Tom - "Well, I can get some of my friends and we'll organize a Man Draft!"
Sally - "That sounds swell! You're the tops, Tom!"
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One who is of no comparison to Kelsey a.k.a Ja-Hurd
Someone who wish's they were a Final Copy but in the end they just dont have what it takes
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Donald Trump because he’s a cunt
Our retarded so called president dodged the draft because his feet were too sensitive. He’s such a draft dodger.
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Come with me, follow me (A “Flivver” was one of the slang terms for a Ford Model T but over time the usage grew to encompass all makes and model cars. Drafting is a term used in racing whereby one car would pull up right behind the car in front. If the rear car can stay in the slipstream of the other car then he/she could maintain the same high speed but also reduce his/her fuel consumption which results in fewer pit stops.)
Usage:
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
The dewclaws are up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”
Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."
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When you are in the middle of urinating, and decide you might have to take a shit soon, so you don't flush the toilet right away. Saving a rough draft can be out of a sincere desire to conserve water, or just out of sheer laziness.
Dude, why didn't you flush?
Oh, sorry about that. I was saving a rough draft.