Tenor Drums

A series of 3-36 drums. For Marching Band/Drum Corps usually when marching only 6 are used. Although on stage performances 36 can be mounted on stands. Also the best percussion kit ever. Generally weigh about 30 lbs. Occasionally referred to as "Quads" because of the 4 main drums used. Drummer, knowing they're limit knowledge don't know they are called Tenors.

Tuba player: "Look at that tenorline!"
Tenor sax player: "We only have 3 tenor saxes though..."
Middle School tenor player: "THER CALLED QUADS IDIOT!"
Tuba player: "No, because ther are up to 36 Tenor Drums and 'Quad' referres to 4."

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drum bitch

Someone who sucks terribly at playing all kinds of drums(real drums, rock band drums, Etc.) and finds it impossible to keep a steady beat.

Hey Alan, you suck at drums! You're such a drum bitch!

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Golden Drums

The Process of urinating on another females
(or obese fat mans) breasts and using the penis
to hit either or both tits create a drum - like beat.

John wanted to create a song using the "Golden Drums"
method, so he invited Gary over to help him make it.
Gary revealed his man - boobies to John,
let him urinate all
over it and they made music for hours.

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Drum Roll

The intense, romantic moment just before two people are about to kiss.

"Before we kissed there was this amazing long drum roll!"

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drum stick

a strong stick of wood used for drumming

I have drumsticks

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Drum Majoring

verb: The act of being a Drum Major; involving conducting a band, leading a group, setting examples, and screaming really, really loud

Other Forms: Maj (pronounced Mage), Majoring, Drum Majing

Kid: I'm going to be Drum Majoring next year isn't that awesome?
Band: Uhhh, yeah, if you're in to that sorta thing

He was excited to Drum Maj in the fall.

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butthole drums

The slapping, whether by accident or design, of any part of the male genitalia on the anus during sexual relations.

1. Yeah, I played the butthole drums on my ol' lady last night, just so's she'd know what was coming.(indicative of anal intercourse)
2. I played the butthole drums with my nutsack last night. (As in the missionary position)

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