To hang your body from a ceiling fan and turn it on
I hope you flying dutchman yourself
1. A famous ship
2. A back flip performed on a diving board with one bounce, a 180 degree spin, another bounce, and then a back flip.
Brian won the competition with his signature dive, the flying dutchman.
When you give someone a handjob and use their poop as a lube
Tommy: Bro I was at becky’s last night and she gave me a Flying Dutchman
When Nathan jumps in the air and lands in his girls pussy
Y’all ever had the Flying Dutchman
When the blankets are pulled over the head of your partner after having sex or performing/having cunnilingus performed on them under said blankets so that they are trapped with the smell of vagina and/or sex.
"Dude Nancy wouldn't put out after I gave her a mustache ride so I gave her a flying dutchman."
NOUN: A person with unexpected or improbable qualities
If you don't enjoy jenever gin then I'm a Dutchman's uncle.
The Dutchman's Curse is any sentence that starts with "It's just a matter of...", "It should be working...", or something similar, implying that it will take no time to complete at all, but in reality always turns into being a lot more work.
Supervisor - It's just a matter of copying that line of code into this file.
-- 5 hours later --
Employee - I'm still working on it since I had to rewrite the file to get that line of code to work. Stupid Dutchman's Curse.