telling everybody your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same ridiculous tall-tale ones, over and over again, and using them in different situations and on different people

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

cleaned everybody's clock

give someone a beating.

"he went wild and cleaned everybody's clock down there in the dugout"

everybody knows

a quote from the movie girl interrupted. this is used when “everybody knows” that to people are having sex

“everybody knows. everybody knows that he fucks you”

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And everybody clapped

Synonym for “I call bullshit”, used specifically against anecdotes you think are fabrications. Originated from a cliche when telling such stories on the internet, where the ending is usually along the lines of “Karen got arrested and everybody clapped”.

Bob: And then, the annoying customer was arrested and his kids were taught a lesson-
David: (Interrupting) And everybody clapped, right?

and everybody clapped

a moment of self righteousness and slight arrogance when an individual says something supposedly profound and looks around at others for approval or agreement

Example
Rue: I can’t get clean, I can’t do that shit forever.
Cassie: You don’t have to. Just…take it one day at a time 🌝🍄💞☺️😇✨(looks around at everyone else with a stupid smile on her face).
Rue, remembering Cassie’s hypocrisy: Hey, Cass?
Cassie: Yeah?
Rue: I have a quick question for you.
Cassie: What?
Rue: How long have you been fucking Nate Jacobs?
Cassie: nErVoUsLy LaUgHs & KnOwS dOoM iS oN tHe HoRiZoN
Everyone else: 🤔🤭🤐🤯😡😳🤬

Cassie had real “and everybody clapped” energy when she said that.

and everybody clapped

a moment of self righteousness and slight arrogance when an individual says something supposedly profound and looks around at others for approval or agreement, when they really sound corny; used as a noun & usually self serving but can also be interpreted as such from a completely unintentionally arrogant statement

Example:
Rue: I can’t get clean. I can’t do that shit forever.

Cassie: You don’t have to. Just…take it one day at a time 🌝🍄💞☺️😇✨(looks around at everyone else with a stupid smile on her face).

Rue, remembering Cassie’s hypocrisy: Hey, Cass?

Cassie: Yeah?

Rue: I have a quick question for you.

Cassie: What?

Rue: How long have you been fucking Nate Jacobs?

Cassie: nErVoUsLy LaUgHs & KnOwS dOoM iS oN tHe HoRiZoN

Everyone else: 🤔🤭🤐🤯😡😳🤬

Cassie had real “and everybody clapped” energy when she said that.

everybody loves raymond

we all do
you do
i do
my serial killer neighbor does
michael jackson does
obama does
kurtis conner does
literally everyone does

neil cicierega: EVeRyBOdY LovEs RayMOnD
me: same
you: same
my cereal killer neighbor: same
michael jackson: same
obama: same
kurtis conner: same
literally everyone: same