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"he went wild and cleaned everybody's clock down there in the dugout"
(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same ridiculous tall-tale ones, over and over again, and using them in different situations and on different people
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
a quote from the movie girl interrupted. this is used when “everybody knows” that to people are having sex
“everybody knows. everybody knows that he fucks you”
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we all do
you do
i do
my serial killer neighbor does
michael jackson does
obama does
kurtis conner does
literally everyone does
neil cicierega: EVeRyBOdY LovEs RayMOnD
me: same
you: same
my cereal killer neighbor: same
michael jackson: same
obama: same
kurtis conner: same
literally everyone: same
This term is used when one is trying to exaggerate and talk about how someone socializes or communicates with a large group of people.
Person 1: I am not a social person.
Person 2: Oh really! Just last week you was telling everybody and they mom's about the shit that you were going through.
The river runs into the sea
The sun must shine today
As my imagination is about to slip away
Milk and honey waiting for me on the other side
It's early in the morning
And I thought I heard you
I miss you
I miss you
You know I miss you
When I'm not with you
Who kissed you?
Who kissed you?
You know I miss you
When I'm not with you
Milk and honey waiting for me on the other side
I'll never fall in love again
But you could change my mind
I miss you
I miss you
You know I miss you
When I'm not with you
I lost you in a lonely crowd
You wanted to be free
You wanted to be somone else
I'll always disagree
Milk and honey waiting for me on the other side
It's late at night then almost light
I thought I heard you
I miss you
I miss you
You know I miss you
When I'm not with you
Who kissed you?
Who kissed you?
You know I miss you
When I'm not with you
Don't touch me
Don't touch me
Don't touch me on Sunday
When I'm with you
I can see myself falling to the ground
When I'm not with you
I can watch the leaves falling to the ground
When I'm with you
I can see myself falling to the ground
When I'm not with you
I can watch the leaves falling to the ground
When I'm not with you
I can hear your voice calling, calling, calling
When I'm with you
I can see myself falling to the ground
When I'm not with you
I can watch the leaves falling, falling, falling
When I'm not with you
I can watch the leaves falling to the ground
Don't touch me
Don't touch me
You kissed him on Sunday
Here Comes Everybody
I don't <3 You are the most beautiful person in the world. I mean, just look at you! You are so gorgeous than me. Don't let 1 person took you whole motivation down!
You: Everybody hates me because I am fat
Me: No, you are the most beautiful person in the world, don't let anyone judge you <3
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