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Pretty much the definition of REDNECK!
The most un-diverse place I have ever been. There is nothing to do and nothing ever happens. I think one there has been one shooting in the past year (not counting deer, of course). The nearest mall is 45 minutes (plus) away, and that is in Annapolis.
The guys are ugly and the girls are pretty...pretty bitchy! Most people are hyperactive and don't know how to chill. It's the exact opposite of Annapolis.
The Shore is mostly white. Occasionally, you will meet a cool black person, but the few black people that reside there act white in majority; or an occasional white person who thinks they are a gangster but just end up making themselves look like a square and get shot when they visit any major city. There is no ghetto, no projects.
You know you're on the Shore when...
-Your phone book for three counties (yellow and white pages) is no more than one and a half inches. No lie.
-Gigantic tractor things chase you on the road.
-You see trucks with twelve-inch lifts randomly pulled over on the grass...yup, it's deer hunting season.
-Your school colors are John Deere green and yellow.
-Nobody knows what "Naptown" is, even though they're a half hour away from it! People are totally oblivious.
-Carharts and Mossy Oak camo is everywhere (jackets, full suits, hats, pants...).
-People bring "deer jerky" on the bus for breakfast.
-As soon as school lets out, you hear duck and goose calls coming from all directions.
-Boys clip fish hooks onto their hats.
-In school, a letter was sent home to remind boys to empty the pockets of their hunting jackets. Because a bullet was found on the school floor.
-Whenever you pass a deer, someone yells, "That there is a 12-point buck!"
-You smell cow shit everywhere you go.
-You have a cornfield in your backyard.
-People have no sense of style and no one is creative and everyone just copies each other. Most "Shorers" think they know everything but really they're stupid! And everyone who is anyone just wants to get the fuck out but they are obligated to live there or too young to move. Everybody else is just totally oblivious and off in their own gay happy queer land and they think it's the coolest place ever, but they wouldn't survive a day in Anne Arundel County, let alone DC, B-More, or any other major city.
I'm telling you, don't move there. And if you already live there, party hard and get the fuck out, ay-sap.
Maryland's Eastern Shore is gay.
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a race of people that shouldn't exist. they are 72% hair, skin is not the prefered black or white and they allways talk in their own language- creepy. The worst thing about them is the feeling of disgust you get being near just one yuck
look out a suicide bomber is in the bushes use your flame thrower joe. scoorch++boom flooooom++ got rid of that osama++ caucasian style, lets eat hmm delicious ribs joe, cooked just right hmm flavory
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A really ugly and fat person who really wants sex so they decide to be a prostitute. Usually females with moustaches.
EEP :Looking for a good time?
Man :ermmm...it would be so hard to resist if you didn't have a piece of chicken stuck in your moustache
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A term for a trip to Iraq for soldiers of the British Army, as popularised by the band Hard-Fi in their song Middle Eastern Holiday
I've got to go, but what a prize to give
Package deal to the sun, everything is inclusive
Where bullet holes, scar the minarets
Smoke on the horizon a beautiful sunset
Going on my middle eastern holiday
Give me a gun, I hope to see my mum again
Going on my middle eastern holiday
Been gone so long, I hope I'm coming home some day
We can fight, we can fight
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A large regional university in Cheney, Washington. Has kick-ass athletic programs. By far the most cost-effective University to get a degree.
Dude: Why Eastern Washington University though?
EWU junior: I don't want any debt and I wanna get hooked up with an actual job.
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When a man of Middle-Eastern descent has sex with an American woman with a hairy crotch, while he is wearing a red flannel shirt. Immediately after release, he blows himself and the woman up.
Person 1: I heard the Middle-Eastern Lumberjack is a good position.
Person 2: I know, you won't be able to walk for a week.
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A bogus drinking card game you play with a group and target an unsuspecting person. The whole time you (and your accomplices) work to make the subject drink as much as possible. Goal is to see how far you can push without letting them discover that there is no actual structure to the rules and they always seem to have to drink.
Examples of how Eastern European Card Draw plays out:
"Guess this card"
"Seven of Diamonds?"
"It is a Diamond, but it's a nine. And since it is Wednesday you must drink eleven sips."
"Guess this card"
"Six of Hearts"
"It's a ten of Clubs, ten minus six is four but multiply by a factor of three because you're drinking a light beer. So drink twelve."
"Guess this card"
"Ace of Hearts"
"You got it! Everyone else drink one."