"An Edward" is a famous word in NYC also known when you have to take a shit, so instead of saying I have to take a shit you say "I have to take an Edward" also Edward is a fucking homo from Brooklyn that has a huge camel toe...
Shittaking a shitEdward
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He's a homeless fish, that enjoys dressing up in suits and hanging outside primary schools waiting for his underage prey with a cigar.
"Look at that person standing outside that school, he's such and Edward!"
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Edward is a boy that will sit there an listen to you no matter what. He tends to fall for girls who dont see him the same way but sticks around because the thought of losing them would kill him even more. He is gift to anybody that happens to falls upon them and listen ladies dont let him go, because it a mistake you wont ever forgive yourself for. He is sweet, heart warming, and gives love even if you dont deserve. So if you ever meet an Edward dont waste his time because he will give you everything you ask for even if you don't deserve it but you should never play with him because you'd make him too scared to open up again, and his heart too broken for anyone else. If Edward ever falls in love with it will either be the best thing or the worst thing to happen to you
My life sucked before I met an Edward
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A bitch ass nigga with a small ass dick and low key sus.
He also loves lil girls (R.Kelly) and is still an eighteen year old virgin
Edward has a lil dick
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fucking sesh head, friend zoned a bit, curly hair, his breath pongs, all around top lad
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Edward is the embodiment of a sweetheart. His family and friends are important to him and he would do anything in his power to make sure theyβre okay. Heβs so well at making sure others are okay even when he isnβt in the best state of mind himself. Itβs very easy to be smitten with someone with so much charm like Edward has. Although he may deny such compliments, he is the most kindest and sweetest individual you will meet. Edward truly is one of the most down to earth individuals on this planet with such wise perspectives on certain situations and subjects. His sense of humor is spectacular with he lovely use of memes. You can talk to him about almost anything and everything because conversing with him seems so natural. Edward makes a wonderful friend. He more than likely wants to travel to new places and explore new things in his lifetime. Once you meet an Edward, donβt let him go, heβs truly special in every way and will forever be there for you. He truly doesnβt know how special he is to his friends and his family. His personality is absolutely mesmerizing and his looks are just an extra bonus. What can I say? Heβs a verryyyyy spicy guy and he knows it.π
Pssst if you find this then congrats and Iβm so happy you came into my life when you did.
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Edward is such a SWEETHEART
Edwardddd come here and visit me
Edward is my favorite Virgo
uwu edward uwu
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