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When you shit into a satin sheet, ball it up and throw it at your partner. The end result is a shit-covered lover. It makes great lubricant
Oh yeah, that egyptian slingshot almost knocked me out.
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A religion that is a revival of the worship of all the gods of ancient Egypt. The style of worship is the same as that of ancient Egypt.
He's into Egyptian paganism.
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A more aggresive version of the Egyptian goggles.
A male egaculates his load all over the ass of another male, then punches the asshole of the male until shit falls out. Then the puncher dips his genitals in the shit cum mixture and procedes to violently smash his balls into the eye sockets of the unsuspecting male. Thus causing the other male to ejaculate.
Derek thought that Jeremy was a gential giant but was in for a bone crushing suprise when Jeremy gave him the egyptian googles.
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The sexual act of defecating into an industrial fan whilst someone stands behind being covered in a sandstorm of poo particles
She decided to take it one step further and Egyptian sandstormed him as he stood there stark naked
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Usually a horrible person.
Thinks the world owes him, wondering penis, Usually has shit tattoos, and even worse style in the women he shag's behind his girlfriends backs... I say girlfriends because he can't keep one for longer than a year, if he's lucky enough to make it to the year mark. Overall Egyptian Jason is not worthy of your time so stay clear.
"So I was talking to that lad the other day" "why he's such an Egyptian Jason"
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tamer just gave me the egyptian surprise! I don't get it.
It's a religious thing.
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A threesome with two chicks and one dude. While one girl is riding cowgirl, the other sitting on his face. The girls must be making out, or pose together for a photo op in pyramid formation. The opposite of The Eiffel Tower.
Honey, lets add another girl and build an Egyptian pyramid tonight.
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