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flicking a food that could possibly look like sperm off the end of a bent spoon towards a person or persons.
John - "dude you better not spoon ejaculate those mash potatoes on me."
Ben - "come on dude when's the last time i did that?"
John - "um yesterday! u stained my shirt with your damn spoon ejaculation!"
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A term used to describe the "uh oh" moment when semen is spilled into a vagina during intercorse thus placing a baby into a woman's womb.
It is thought by great scholars that the Virgin Mary was actually not a virgin at all and that the episode of immaculate conception was actually just plain old ejaculate conception.
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The act of "half cumming" in which a man can feel ejaculation coming on, and then, at the first twitch of his scrotum, can control and then stop the orgasm, thus creating stamina he didn't know he had!
Jack was in full control until his girlfriend started screaming for him to come which caused "pre-ejaculation", but, after much concentration about tennis, he was able to stop his scrotum from twitching, and instead of cumming, rode for another hour and 11 minutes!
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n. 1. When a dude cums early in a sexual intercourse.
2. When a guy (usually me) throws a grenade/shoots on accidents while the screen is still black on Halo 2... usually results in me getting booted from the game.
1. PE=Premature ejaculation... I heard a commercial on the radio for Boston Medical Group which FIXES YOUR PENIS!
2. I have premature ejaculations all the time in Team Slayer.
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1.) Similar to premature ejaculation, but occurring even sooner.
2.) Jerking off to calm down before meeting up with a girl.
1.) Bob was so horny, he preemptively ejaculated at first base.
2.) Preemptive ejaculation will keep you from doing something stupid on your first date with Brandy.
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Seminal fluid that is excreted from the urethra as a woman reaches the orgasm stage from masturbation or sex; not to be confused with urine, which excretes waste, while this is a clear/milky color
As Susan reached her orgasm, she released a clear liquid. She thought it was urine, but her boyfriend informed her it was female ejaculation.
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During masturbation when about to blow your load a completely disgusting image pops into your head. Your load merely dribbles down the sides of your dick.
Josh- I was jacking off last night and all of a sudden i pictured Rosie O'Donnell's naked body.... i had a Retarded Ejaculation
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