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When the word "abortion" just sounds too nasty to say in pleasant company, use the synonym "el borto" instead.
Gentleman: Have you heard? Suzy's just had an el borto.
Lady: Why, no I haven't, but I've heard she's a regular at the el borto clinic.
Mr Lucas Tait as a spanish civil war hero, he likes cheese, and fighting asians in the setting sun, mike rochon is heroic sidekick, along with cody longpre, the female love slave that follows the camel with a rope around his neck. mike solyom likes to fondle the dinamic trio, VIVA EL LUECO
El Lueco is a masterful mandude
El Catrin Originates from the Mexican board game “ lotterias” It is one of the characters symbolizing a well dressed man with sophistication and high class. This man symbolizes A man’s man. A man that keeps his word and does not fold under pressure. He is very charismatic and will be the kind of man that you would have as your best man at your wedding. When you first talk to him or you first meet him you would think he is a very simple man and not very deep. But be careful , because he uses that to allow you to get closer I will hes analyzing you. He is a best friend you could ever have and literally worst enemy you could ever trust he will start that unit to make sure your touch leason
El catrin verdadero
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An absurd phrase that non-Hispanics sometimes utter when they are peeved about something while concurrently somehow believing that regular folks and children won’t be able to understand what they have said.
My Marilyn Monroe-esque but otherwise badass, insult-slinging mother would drop “el fucko” in a moment of sixties risqué attitude, like the most natural of punctuation when someone said or did anything that displeased her.
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Spanish equivalent to Jerk, or asshole, except a little bit more harsh. Could also mean " Bad Ass". Comes from the spanish term for Goat(Cabra).
Eres un Cabron Pendejo!
or
Estas bien Cabron buey!
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El Campo is the redest redneck town in the south. If your from El Campo you most likely know who kevin Fowler is and you love crowding at the Ricebird stadium on Friday night to watch the Ricebirds kick ass. El Camponians love country. And it wouldn't be El Campo if it didn't have the most underage drinking. Kids in EC live for alcohol.And kids love to head out to El Maton to the Emotions dances.
Person 1: Dude your from El CAmpo?
Person 2: Yeah dude. Why?
Person 1: i hear ya'll drink way too much and watch too much football.
Person2: Yeah dude that us, thats all we got to do.
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El Cunado commonly refered to as Brother in law (brother of one's spuse).
In the Bro Code he would represent a brother in law that is mostly hated by the husband and all of his bros for beeing a dick, idiot or making the husband look bad in all sorts of situations.
He is not wanted in the comapny of the husband and his bros, but is often beeing forced by the husbands spouse to become a part of the bros and hang out with them.
Bro 1: "Oh man, my wife is making me take el cunado with us to the football game".
Bro 2: "Dude, that guy is such a dick i fucking loath him."
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