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Ellen Degeneres

Septic oonch fancier with acute princess syndrome who purports to be a comedienne and chat show hostess. Unknown outside of the United States, her interviewing technique appears to centre on asking her guest personal questions, accusing them of lying and ridiculing their answers. Americans appear to find that entertaining, on social media it’s known as trolling, not funny, not pleasant. Her attempts to break into British television have resulted in annoyance and advert irritation to their viewing public. This is not too surprising as a previous attempt to move into the UK market was decidedly unsuccessful but it appears that she can’t take the hint.

Ellen Degeneres, a female Malcolm

by AKACroatalin October 5, 2016

261πŸ‘ 265πŸ‘Ž


ellen santamaria

Sexy, with satan like characteristics.
Comes from latin word ellenia which means firey beauty.

"Omi god ur an ellen santamaria, you've just won a beauty contest"

by If i was a dictionary guy, id get fired June 30, 2004

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


ellen page

the cutie from JUNO who played a pregnant teenage mother. she is also from halifax, nova scotia and loves the outdoors. she is pretty hot for a 20 year old even though she looks like she is 16. it would be awesome if you did her though cause then its like fucking someone who looks like a minor even though shes legal. the best of both worlds

oh man ellen page is so hot

by im hot for the teacher February 22, 2008

105πŸ‘ 103πŸ‘Ž


Ellen DeGeneres

The only hot and funny on-air Carpet Muncher.

Ben: "I've been watching that Ellen DeGeneres, man she's hot."

by Farmer 26 November 25, 2009

223πŸ‘ 242πŸ‘Ž


Ellen Pastorino

A mean, openly feminist psychology professor at the Osceola Valencia campus in FL. She puts femofascist propaganda in her exams and will sometimes take over another professor's class and completely change what is in the final at the last minute , screwing the students. She also often claims that 25% of all women in the US have, or will be raped.

Ellen Pastorino: 25 % of all females in America are raped.

Student: that statistic is impossible.

by codpiece thief September 5, 2009

8πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Ellen Booras

One of the scummiest people in the world, who runs the most ridiculous high school in the country, and has rat nest hair. she is mostly defined by one word, and its C U Next Tuesday. None of the students at her school respect her, or any of her assistant principles and 95% of the schools population wishes she would die in a head on collison with mrs. Haskal

"Ellen Booras" is a nazi.
I swore and my parents grounded me for 15 years, that sucks dude who do your parents think they are "Ellen Booras"
did you guys hear? hear what? "ellen booras" is getting sued..

by SHSgetttingsued June 13, 2011

11πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Ellen Conder

Ellen Conder is absolutely brilliant. If you know Ellen Conder you should consider yourself lucky. Only god himself may be able to explain the awesomeness that is Ellen Conder. If Ellen Conder allows you into her life, you must pray each night, 10 times, just to thank god for passing this amazing honour onto you. The very thought of Ellen Conder is able to make most men cum in their pants.

Ellen Conder is GREAT.

-"hey, guess what?

-"what?"
-"Ellen Conder is brilliant."

by Aduuuuummmmmmmm August 11, 2010

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž