Emerald Splash is anundefectable attack from Kakyoin
Jotaro: *Deflects Emerald Splash*
Kakyoin: Nani the fuck!? No one can just DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH
A attack used by Noriaki Kakyoin from the manga/anime series Jojo's bizarre adventure Stardust Crusaders that has been used very often against the antagonists in the series, to sum it all up quick of how it works, go read below.
Kakyoin: Take this, emeraalld splaaashhh!!
Villain shoves it off as if it's nothing
Kakyoin: What, but there's no way. No one can just deflect the emerald splash!
the act of spraying your cum on a girls face so it cannot be blocked or in this case "deflected
person 1: hey man do see jessica over there?
person 2: yeah i gave her the emerald splash last night
person 1: saaaame bro
The act of getting cream pied by Shrek
After watching Shrek I totally want to get emerald splashed
the best beach on the east coast and you should definitely spend your summer there
everyone gets along, ice cream is great, surfing, wings or pacific, gotta go to the pier, emerald forest, go karts, every freaking thing you can think of
girl on vsco: “summer 2019 is gonna be the best one yet!”
north carolina girls: if it’s not in emerald isle then it’s not!
Sounds and awful lot like my thing don't it?
Hym "So it was forged. The emerald tablets of thoth. The gnostic gospels. All espoused by people who have said 'Oh yeah no totally Christianity has some good stuff in it and is totally not an incest cult filled with solipsistic retards.' But it sounds an awful lot like my thing. Additionally. No. Your religion is in no way redeemable. No there is no absence of religion void that forms without religion. No it didn't do all of the good things in society. Bad. Religion bad. Charlatan bad."
Emerald JJAU: starry nights
Dizzy: shut the fuck up
Sam: please