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English Class

A boring ass class where we do a ton of of essays and nothing interesting happens in the fucking class and everybody in the class is scared of the teacher! Yeah the cringy joke making, sweet hearted, softie! Apparently the teacher is a goddamn nightmare! But she isn’t and almost everybody in that class is misbehaving in other classes I have with them but not in this class though. The students say they aren’t scared but they are actually lying

Me: English class is boring AF and everybody is scared of Mrs Campbell and I don’t know why!

Atreyu: Carter nobody’s scared of Mrs Campbell, it’s just 2nd period, everybody’s tired, and it is really early in the morning.

Carter: Yeah sure.

by QuakeSplash26 May 7, 2020

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AP English

A class designed to make you fail no matter how hard you try. The students taking the class, who are very smart students, have a hard time getting good grades and are ecstatic to receive a C or even a D. Usually directed by a psychotic teacher who expects you to write at a college level. It can also be known as hell on earth. Most students struggle to get a B, but pass the final exam with 90s and 100s. Side effects include but are not limited to, having no free time, no social life, insomnia, insanity, mind explosions, jumping off cliffs and mental breakdowns.

Guy 1: "Hey, can you go to the football game on Friday?"
Guy 2: "No, I have to work on my AP English work for 6 hours just to get a 70.
Guy 1: "Sucks, dude."

Guy 1: "I got 6 hours of sleep last night. I feel so energized."
Guy 2: "How the hell is that possible?"
Guy 1: "I know, right?"

I was about to AP English my friend for saying "who" instead of "whom", but quickly stopped my self.

by CoolPapaBell October 13, 2013

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English Class

the bottom of hell where you go to die. the english teachers are alwoys billions of years old and they think you dedicated you life to learning useless words you will never use.

"Oh no, we're going to english class. I hope I don't get drawn deeper in hell."

by dumbassmoron December 12, 2019

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non-englisher

a person who cant say or use English words properly in a sentence

Maria is a non-englisher and a slow typer bc she cant put words properly together.

by AllEyesOnMeee_ April 29, 2019


Sakalian English

A language buried by time, spoken today only by a few intellectuals.

- WOW! Those two guys sound so smart!
- Yeah, they must be speaking Sakalian English.

by Castanea Sativa May 22, 2021


english barbecue

The English BBQ normally takes place in wet or threatening weather condition. He, the man of the house, shows his family how to light the BBQ using several pints of high octane fuel. He then cooks chicken drumsticks that are black on the outside and still bleeding in the middle. Sausages are also black on the outside while being raw in the middle.

Any Sunday afternoon between June and September in gardens in UK

by Larry Power June 22, 2005

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English 101

The college course that focuses on learning the basics of English, which, apparently, 18 years of writing sentences, stories, poems, book reports, essays, research papers, speeches, and debates did not.

English 101: Re-learn your language all over again! ($800, required course, no refunds)

by epic fail January 19, 2008

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