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An erotic buddy is someone who you discuss sexual matters with, makes shitty jokes and gives people lap dances in a chicken costume.
Fiona: Aviv will always be my erotic buddy and he definitely needs to give Emily a lap dance on her birthday.
Where the partner stretches an mans Foreskin until it cant stretch no more.
Ayo wanna see my dick
ya
Its all screwed up because me and my wife did Erotic Foreskin Play.
When you are jerking off and before you nut you light your pubic hairs on fire. Then proceed to nut and put out the flames then grab a hand held mirror and yell "I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN".
Guy 1: Hey dude.
Guy 2: Yo bro you tryna hang out tonight?
Guy 1: Nah I'm gonna be busy.
Guy 2: With what?
Guy 1: Oh just some auto erotic charizardation.
Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Guy 1: IT'S THE BEST MAN!
The act of someone who gets off on raising taxes on his own.
Wisconsin Governor, Tony Evers, suffers from auto-erotic taxation.
Person 1:I identify as lesbian, I play roblos and I act erotic, so I will name my channel Erotic Gayming
Person 2:Fick. I am allosexual, and I do not like seks. Learn a lesson
A pie that has sexually atractive traits. ( Can be used as a dildo)
"Man that's some erotic pie"
"Yeah man its amazing"
A person who gets turned on by talking about themselves and how great everything they do is.
Anyone else notice that Bill pitches a tent everytime he mentions anything he's ever done? He's such an auto erotic fart sniffer!