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when you puke and shit at the same time
oh shit! jimmy just had a fire escape because he ate too much taco bell!!
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Means of escaping a stressful situation or bad trip. Often in the form of xanax or klonopin, another tool in the arsenal of someone tripping to be used in case of an emergency.
At a party where people are getting shithoused, Tom and Jerry show up with a belly full of shrooms and realize they know nobody there.
Tom: Is that guy really gutting a fish in the kitchen?
Jerry: Whoa. I can't handle this.
(Somebody bursts past them on the way to throw up off the porch)
Tom: Yeah fuck this mess. Glad we brought escape keys.
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1.A freshman in ridgefield high school
im not sure what his name is but he looks like monkey
2.A dirty nigger who looks like he escaped from a zoo
3.WHITE POWER
DUDE look at that ape escape over there
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Where your partner is choking on your dick and you let a fart fly.
Dude, I was getting head last night and I decided to hold her so she can choke while I ripped a fart. See if she could make the great escape
This is a near miss in which a possible victim avoids sexual assault by defense measures, such as pepper spray, or avoiding a bad situation!
Susie was able to escape ape rape with pepper spray!
The lame, and probably fake excuse that someone comes up with to get the hell out of a relationship (or a relationshit).
Jack didn't know how to end his relationship with Carol, so he used the fact that they went to different schools as an Escape Goat
Matt - "Dude, you're finally single again?"
Richard - "Hell yea bro, I told Megan that I'm too busy at work and I couldn't handle the relationship."
Matt - "Nice Escape Goat!"
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