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...I have such a common first name. :(
Literally no one is going to search my full name.
Anna Essex is not smart enough to write a sentence with her name in it.
A greeting loved by many an Essex girl specifically the gentleman proffers his hand with his three middle fingers together and his thumb and little finger spread out. The gentleman inserts said 3 fingers into the ladies vagina and the little finger into her rectum, the thumb being strategically placed on the ladies clitoris.
I met Cheryl at the Sugar Hut last night and gave her the old Essex handshake, she was as wet as a billposters bucket and I then shagged her over the bonnet on the way home to her council dwelling. It was like throwing a sausage up an alley
Literally a color that schools dont like since it has the word sex in it.
-L school.
Just type essex green into your school computer and get it blocked in the next 3 seconds! Rapid timing guys!
Fuck outta my business school. Its a damn color