Et tu, Brute?

meaning: and you too, Brutus?
to question a good friend's loyalty.
From Shakespeare's tragedy, Julius Caesar.
Julius Caesar's last words when stabbed by his best friend, Brutus.

You... killed my... son! Why..? Et tu, Brute?

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Irrumabo et Pedigabo

The 'classiest' way to tell someone that you're going to fuck them up. Latin students use the term to evoke confusion in others and also to evoke their superiority complex in having all-powerful knowledge of a dead language.

In Latin, it translates to "I will sodomize you and face-fuck you."

It can be found in the poem Catullus 16.

Kyle: "The fuck are you doing over here sitting on your thumb?"
Nick: "SHUT UP KYLE! You're always bullying me and I've had it!"
Kyle: "You're asking for it when you do stupid shit like that."
Nick: "IRRUMABO ET PEDIGABO, bitch!"
*fight ensues*

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et tu, brute!

And you also, Brutus.
Usually the last words of Ceasar when he saw his good buddy Brutus among his murderers. Can be used to express the feeling of being fucked over.

Man, everyone is sleeping with my girl... et tu, shaun!

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risus et bellum

Latin for “Laughter and War”, it is Milo Yiannopoulos’s motto encouraging supporters to fight for their rights and values whilst enjoying themselves and laughing at the absurdity of Social Justice Warriors and the Regressive Left more generally.

How do you fight this SJW cancer you ask? Raise merry hell, ladies and gentlemen. Risus et Bellum!

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bak et halleluja

"Behind a Hallelujah"

A song by Kaizer's Orchestra, a six-person band from Norway. May only be 2 minutes long, but is very addictive. Also featured on the flash 'War' on Albino Blacksheep.

Fader eg må be om unskyldning
Det er min feil at Tony er pakkt inn i presenning
Eg har forbrudt meg mot Monsieur Clavier sitt reglement
Du vett at eg ikkje kan hamla opp med han
Eg ber deg. Hjelp, Fader hjelp meg
Eg står i støvler av cement, Fader hjelp meg

Eg sa russisk rulett er ikkje en god ide
men han følte seg i slag så tvang han meg med
Eg såg han spant magasinet
Han satte løpet mellom tennene sine

Eg skal be for deg min sønn
for hos Han er du ennå ikkje dømt
For ingen kan sei nei til beløpet som Monsieur Clavier gav
Og bare Fader Martin vett kva som ligge bak et halleluja

Tony har en formidabel dobbelgjenger
Spor han opp, sett opp en kontrakt, gje han penger
Du kan ta en håndfull ut av vår kollekt
Du kan bli som folk flest eller du kan bli prest
men kom aldri tilbake for her er dine dager talte

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zadig et voltaire

Brand: A luxury store tailored towards the upper echelons of the bourgeoisie, who, in an attempt to preserve an outward image of punk-rockness, wealth, and cultural awareness are essentially reproducing the expected behaviours associated with status anxiety. Clothes are overpriced if the measure is quality; all value is ascribed through social conventions.

Person 1: Damn, is that ripped shirt Zadig et Voltaire?
Person 2: Of course.
Person 1: Well, damn, you must be a modern, successful capitalist, cat!
Person 1 (internally): *Sigh* I wish, If only I were. Instead I try to mask my economic commonality by in-debting myself with outrageous purchases relative to my income.

Et tu,Brute?

Even you Brutus? Even you put a knife in my back?

Mass effect Andromeda happens
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