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He is a donkey. his small dick energy make everyone die of cringe the second they look at him.
oh god its ewan
ewan is here to get genshin feet pics
Ewan is a bad at drinking and is a guy who always has a hangover. He is someone you can depend on to bring you nesquick. He has an excellent English accent and knows how to charm his girlfriend with it.
He is crazy about Mc Donalds and cant go a day without it although he says he can, speaking of not going a day without, Ewan has a choef wich he loves more than his girlfriend.
If you are hangover in the morning you have a Ewan
Ewan is a bloody sexy man, who has the kindest heart. Ewan is quiet but he also has many friends. Ewan has the biggest penis and it bounces when he does jumping jacks. Ewan is the most nicest person you will ever meet, and he often pulls girls.
"Fuck, look at Ewan's cock bounce"
The name Ewan originates from Scotland. He is cute but he is very loud and is also quite funny. Some people find him annoying because he is very energetic and loud but most people love him and his personality.
Girl: is that ewan? he is so cute…
Blue haired boy of wonder, owns a dozen guitars and some sexy spice mix may end up destroying you in pokemon and pokemon has a tendency to calling people names if he knows theyve hurt someone he loves.
Ewan: Fajitas!