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A Swedish Beard Exchange is when two or more people feel each other's beards or facial hair for the purpose of comparing and enjoying the quality of their beards.
Greg- "I haven't shaved in like a week"
Brian- "Wow that beard is huge!! We should have a Swedish Beard Exchange!"
(feel each other's beards)
Brian-"Your beard is so prickly!!"
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Application of various disreputable and/or fraudulent strategies calculated to effect an exchange of damaged or unwanted merchandise for merchandise more desirable (e.g., not damaged or destroyed through one's own negligence or abuse), to which one would not otherwise be entitled. Closely related to "white trash rebate," "white trash refund," "white trash warranty claim," "white trash regifting," etc.
Claude's colorblindedness caused him to cross some wires and short out his new car stereo, but he remained calm because he knew he could effect a white trash exchange and likely moan and groan enough to get free installation of the replacement stereo.
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The Godly Sex Manuever that trumps all. (Especially Russian Chili dogs and Manhattan Transfers.) Also, too graphic for words. Only Experience.
John and Jordan attempted the New York Exchange last night. They sucked.
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When you're thirsty and you have to pee at the same time.
Can we stop into that cafe? It's 100 degrees and we've been walking forever, and I think that iced tea is finally hitting me. I need to exchange my water.
When two people put their anuses together, one person defecates (preferably a solid log), while the other relaxes to receive the gift into their rectum.
Derived from the "White Elephant" (a crappy gift - pun intended), the Brown Elephant Exchange also illustrates the exchange of items from one elephant trunk to another.
This maneuver is typically only performed by experts.
After Tad and Charles cut their teeth mastering the rusty trombone, they joined the big leagues by completing a successful Brown Elephant Exchange.
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Equal exchange retaliation is the act of retaliating in such a way as to repeat the action in exactly the same manner each time.
Example: Stealing your neighbor’s campaign signs then repeating the act each time it’s replaced.
What most people consider harassment Jonathan considers equal exchange retaliation.
A mutually beneficial relationship between two people, one uncomfortably warm and the other too cold, in which physical contact restores the participants to a comfortable temperature.
Another Successful Heat-Exchange Relationship--a short play
Girl: I'm too hot.
Guy: I'm freezing. Come here.
Both (10 minutes later): That's better. Good night.
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