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The proper name for the internet browser Microsoft illegally put into every operating system. The software crashes frequently and dupes the user into downloading add-ons that slow the computer down and guzzle down RAM. And worst of all Microsoft stuck in restrictions that prohibit the user from uninstalling the browser.
The founders of Microsoft oughta be locked up for installing Microshit Idiot Exploder on our computers and forbidding us from deleting it.
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(N) Refers to When you wake up in the middle of the night with a dick full of dick pee. This typically is after periods of long drinking.
Woke up with exploding dick syndrome this morning. Boy, did I have a dick full of dick pee.
Having viscous diarrhea. Some people suffering say that they can't even stand up after they've had EAS.
Man, yesterday me EAS (Exploding Ass Syndrome) was so fierce that I could barley stand up afterwards.
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A bag of popcorn (preferably buttered) purchased at a stadium that has human excrement added to it, then lit on fire and thrown at the artist onstage.
Laurie was upset she couldn't understand a word the rapper Sean Paul was saying at his concert so she went to the concession stand, bought a bag of buttered popcorn proceded to take a shit in the bag with popcorn and ask David (who was smoking a blunt) to borrow his lighter and set the bag on fire. She then threw the Exploding Popcorn Shitbag at Sean Paul hitting him in his head.
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Noun - very similar in form to common hershey squirts (coca squirtis minora) differentiated primarily by artillery explosion like flatulence. can often result in a dislocation and or actual discharge of the small intestine.
After the bean eating contest, Pete downed several pitchers of beer at Polska Sausage World. The resulting case of exploding hershey squirts shattered the toilet, dislodged the sewer main, and unclogged his sinuses.
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when some crazy ass shoves his ak-47 in a woman's vagina and pulls the trigger making her whole body explode or when some crazy ass jams his chinese assault rifle in a woman's vagina then unloads the clip making her explode.
During the lockdown, the sick freak shoved his ak-47 in the teacher's vagina and she had an exploding orgasm, oh how I wish they could find the rest of her body.
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1: Originated from the collective genius of random comedic masterminds Jorma Taccone, Akiva Schaffer, and Andy Samberg.
First seen on the "Awesometown" pilot. The group high fives each other all at once, at which point in time an explosion commences betwixt their hands.
2: A good way of knocking someone over, preferably off some kind of drop into a body of water. Must be done with a friend or more (two or more to explode another away) in order to make it a true Exploding High Five. For extra emphasis, precede it with a phrase, spoken in unison: "Thanks for coming back, *clap* *clap*, Exploding High Five!" Follow immediately with collective hand contact accompanied by an explosion noise via mouth power. Only to be used when one friend/acquaintance is being a duesch, jerkwad, jerkass, or some other such negative adjective.
1: Man, did you freakin see that? They just high fived each other all at once, and there was a freakin explosion! Their hands made explosion! What badasses! It was an Exploding High Five! And it happened on Television!
2: (whispers) -- "Hey friend no. 2, that friend no. 3 of ours over there is being a jerkass, don't you think?"
(whispers) -- "'Deed I do, friend no. 1. Whatsay we do something about it?"
(whispers) -- "Whatsay!"
"Hey, friend no. 3!"
"Hey, friend no. 2!"
"High five, friend no. 3!"
"Sure, friend no. 1!" (friend no. 3 raises arm with back towards theoretical body of water)
(friends no. 1 and 2 in unison) -- "Thanks for coming back, *clap* *clap*, Eploding High Five! *bloosh*"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" *splash*.
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